[drama cd] free! illustration works

TVアニメ『Free!』 Illustration WORKS

Where to buy this CD: KyoAni Shop, CDJapan

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CAST
Haruka Nanase : Nobunaga Shimazaki
Makoto Tachibana : Tatsuhisa Suzuki
Nagisa Hazuki : Tsubasa Yonaga
Rei Ryuugazaki : Daisuke Hirakawa
Rin Matsuoka : Mamoru Miyano
Seijuurou Mikoshiba : Kenjirou Tsuda
Ai’ichirou Nitori : Kouki Miyata

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TRACKS
01: 時間短縮よーいドンッ!
02: 渚のみた夢
03: 渚のヨガ提案
04: 新しい泳法とは!?
05: アイスで乾杯
06: スポーツの後は…
07: 結局のところ
08: 虹の約束
09: 空飛ぶサバ
10: 甘おはコンテスト!
11: 真琴の受難
12: おみやげは…
13: サバは別腹
14: 夏の日の記念写真
15: 怜の受難
16: ハロウィンパーティー
17: 本末転倒罰ゲーム
18: 先輩たる者!
19: 怜の苦悩

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TRACK 01: Time Reduction, Ready Go!
[REI and NAGISA are fooling around]
REI: Hey, let go…! You’re in the way…! Oh geez, Nagisa-kun…!
RIN: Hey! You guys are the ones who contacted us to hold a practice meet. Suit up already.
HARUKA: We know.
MAKOTO: Ah! [sighs] Haru, you wore your suit underneath again?
NAGISA: I know! Why don’t we all wear our swimsuits under our school uniforms from now on, to keep Rin-chan from getting angry at us again?
REI: Eh?! No! That goes against my aesthetic senses.
NAGISA: Reducing our time is also a work of art.
REI: We only have to worry about reducing our time when it comes to swimming.
NAGISA: It shouldn’t just be for swimming! It would be most efficient if we reduced our time on how long we change, too!
REI: That doesn’t convince me that we should start wearing our swimsuits underneath our clothes, though.
NAGISA: Oh, say something to him, Haru-chan!
HARUKA: Just do what you want.
NAGISA: Then why don’t we hold a title match on who changes the fastest?
RIN: Oh my fucking god, just get changed already!
NAGISA: The match will be decided on how long we take from switching out of our jerseys into our swimsuits, to taking a shower and doing warm-up exercises before jumping into the pool water.
RIN: Are you listening to me?!
NAGISA: Rin-chan, if you’re particular about your time in swimming then you need to be particular about your time in changing into your swimsuit, too.
RIN: Huh?
NAGISA: Now, guys! Let’s wear our jerseys and begin the match! Whoever is the fastest gets to call himself the Champion of Least Time!
REI/MAKOTO: Ehhhhhh?
NAGISA: Guys, this isn’t just a competition on our swimming technique. It’s also a competition to see how beautifully we compete to see who strips the most stylishly for swimming.
REI: Beautifully…
RIN: I don’t fucking believe this.
NAGISA: Also… the faster you reach the pool, the faster you can get into the water!
HARUKA: …! Hurry up and get dressed, Rin.
RIN: …?! Tch… fine. I’ll fight you, Haru! I’m never gonna lose to you.
REI: Allow me as well, if it’s beauty we’re competing on.
NAGISA: Then let’s go! You too, Mako-chan!
MAKOTO: Okay, okay.
NAGISA: Ready… begin!

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TRACK 02: Nagisa’s Dream
NAGISA: So sorry I’m late! Cleaning the classroom took longer than I expected.
MAKOTO: [laughs] Nagisa! We can start club when our fourth member arrives, then.
HARUKA: I want to swim soon.
NAGISA: Rei-chan isn’t here yet?
HARUKA: Rei? Who’s that?
NAGISA: Eh? Rei-chan, you know! The Rei-chan who for some inexplicable reason sinks into the water when he swims anything besides butterfly stroke and who must have been a hammer in his past life!
MAKOTO: Nagisa, what are you talking about? Our fourth member is…
RIN: Sorry I’m late. I lost track of time while I was admiring my muscles in the clubroom.
HARUKA: Again, Rin?
NAGISA: Rin-chan?!!
RIN: What’s the matter, Nagisa? Oh! My pecs have drawn your fascination, haven’t they! What a hopeless guy. Don’t fall in love with my pecs. You’ll burn.
NAGISA: I won’t fall in love with them but EHHHHH?! Why are you here, Rin-chan?! Where’s Rei-chan?!
HARUKA: Who’s this Rei you keep talking about? Our fourth member is Rin, remember?
NAGISA: Ehhhhh?!!!!
RIN: Haru, fight me! Then bow down before my quads! Hahahahahahahaha!
HARUKA: [sighs]
NAGISA: Ri-Rin-chan?! What’s wrong with you?! You’re acting weird!
MAKOTO: Eh? Rin’s always been this hopeless. Right, Haru?
HARUKA: It’s the usual Rin.
RIN: C’mon then, let’s start club AND THEN! We’ll paint the color of muscles in this pool!
NAGISA: Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?!

x x x

NAGISA: …And that was the dream I had. It was like adding up Rei-chan and Gou-chan and Rin-chan and dividing by three.
MAKOTO: Ah…hahaha… that’s a rather incredible dream…
RIN: Nagisa… just how do me and my sister look to you? I’m not like that at all!
REI: Indeed… Just who are you calling a hammer in his past life, who?! Not only did you completely erase my existence, you had to give me a strange past life too?!
NAGISA: It was just a dream, okay?
HARUKA: I think it’s nice. You should keep it up and establish it as your character from now on, Rin. I’ll bet it’ll help you make a lot of friends.
RIN: I don’t want to hear that from you, Haru.

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TRACK 03: Nagisa’s Yoga Suggestion
MAKOTO: Haru, good work at practice today. I just bought these fried chicken at the convenience store back there, want some?
HARUKA: Sure.
NAGISA: Rei-chan, what are you reading? “Ph–Physical Training”?
REI: It’s one method of training that you use to maintain your health. Rather than bodybuilding to your limits, it’s a ground-breaking training method where you construct theories out of the basics of the basics.
NAGISA: Sounds complicated.
REI: I imagine in my head how to move my body while I’m reading. Image training is important in sports, after all.
NAGISA: Oh, I see! I do mental concentration too through yoga, which my sisters do a lot.
REI: Err, yoga?
NAGISA: Yeah, I’m not sure if it’s showing results though.
REI: You’re doing it and you don’t even know if it’s working?!
NAGISA: You’ve gotta challenge yourself at everything! But I bet the reason I’m able to concentrate during swimming is because of yoga. Rei-chan, you should join me next time.
REI: No thanks. This way of training is enough for me.
NAGISA: Now don’t say that!
MAKOTO: Nagisa and Rei are as noisy as ever.
HARUKA: [eating] Yeah.
NAGISA: Come do yoga with me!
REI: I said no!
NAGISA: Then what if Haru-chan and Mako-chan said they’d do it?
REI: That’s… Well, if Haruka-senpai and Makoto-senpai are joining…
NAGISA: Then it’s decided! Hey, Haru-chan, Mako-chan!
HARUKA: [eating] Bwaht?
NAGISA: Let’s all do yoga together.
MAKOTO: Yoga? Hey, that sounds like fun… I’m up for it. What about you, Haru?
HARUKA: [eating] Naut in’rested.
NAGISA: Haru-chan, you’re so cold. We should increase our mental concentration together before the tournament!
HARUKA: You can’t go in the water with yoga.
NAGISA: There’s underwater yoga too.
HARUKA: I’m in.
NAGISA: Then let’s go!
REI: Eh, now?!
NAGISA: You gotta strike while the iron’s still hot! Hurry!

x x x

RIN: What are those guys fussing about?

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TRACK 04: A New Way To Swim?!
NAGISA: Hey, Haru-chan, are you listening to me?
HARUKA: No.
NAGISA: You are listening.
HARUKA: I forgot what you said.
NAGISA: As I was saying, we need a new way to swim! Haru-chan, you only swim freestyle. But fundamentally, freestyle means being able to swim any way you want, so I was talking about how we should all come up with a stroke that’s faster than the crawl.
REI: Nagisa-kun’s ideas are never pleasant.
NAGISA: That’s not true!
MAKOTO: [laughs] But if we do come up with a stroke that’s more effective than the crawl, that would be a major discovery.
NAGISA: I knew I could count on you, Mako-chan! You agree, right?!
HARUKA: Makoto, don’t encourage him.
REI: Swimming methods have been long researched, and it’s from that extensive research that it was decided that the crawl is the most effective and fastest stroke. That’s why a majority of swimmers choose the crawl for freestyle and crawl is pretty much assumed to be freestyle by now.
NAGISA: Weak! You’ll never make it to the top with that sort of thinking! Besides, a stubborn scientist with tunnel vision might not have been able to see it, but with our flexible brains, we just might!
REI: I don’t believe Nagisa-kun would be able to, when your brain is so flexible that it may as well be pudding.
NAGISA: That’s okay, pudding is tasty.
MAKOTO: Hmm… Then do you have any suggestions, Nagisa?
NAGISA: Hmm…… Well, let’s see…… Ah, I know! How about swimming like flying fish?
REI: [sighs] Nagisa-kun, why do you always come up with wild ideas like that?
HARUKA: Nagisa, I don’t like the flying fish idea.
MAKOTO: That’s what he says, Nagisa.
NAGISA: Why not?
HARUKA: You spend less time in the water as a flying fish.
REI/MAKOTO: Ehhh?! That’s what you didn’t like about it?!

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TRACK 05: A Toast With Ice Cream Bars
MAKOTO: Good work today, everyone. I bought ice cream.
NAGISA: Thanks, Mako-chan!
REI: I’m so sorry that you went through the trouble.
MAKOTO: This is actually Ama-chan-sensei’s treat.
NAGISA: Oh, I see. Then we ought to go thank her later.
REI: Don’t tease her by saying “You’re so generous!” and get her mad again.
NAGISA: I know that.
REI: Let’s go to her after we’re done scrubbing the pool.
MAKOTO: Where’s Haru?
NAGISA: Over there.
MAKOTO: Haru– Huh? Rin’s there, too?!
REI: He arrived here earlier to talk to Gou-san about something.
NAGISA: Think we have enough ice cream?

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RIN: Geez, why do I have to help out too?
HARUKA: You swim here too. Polish it.
RIN: Oh, be quiet… Geez… All right.
MAKOTO: Hey, Haru! Rin! Take a break! I brought ice cream!
HARUKA: Let’s go.
RIN: Yeah.

x x x

NAGISA: I choose the ice cream wafer with bean filling!
REI: I choose… this one!
NAGISA: Eating ice cream after a grueling job under the sun sure feels pleasant!
REI: Nagisa-kun, we still have a lot of cleaning to do after break.
NAGISA: I know. We’ve been cleaning up this place since morning, so let’s relax a bit.
REI: Oh really, don’t use up your energy with this bit of relaxation.
NAGISA: Well, look what we have here!! A hose!!!
REI: That’s cold! Eek! Hey!!
NAGISA: It feels so cool and great!

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MAKOTO: Good work today, Haru. And sorry that you got roped into helping us, Rin. I brought ice cream, so take a breather.
RIN: Sure… But Makoto, you have one for me too?
MAKOTO: Yeah, it’s okay. Haru doesn’t eat that much, so I’m sharing half of mine with him. Here, Haru.
HARUKA: Mm.
MAKOTO: So, this last one’s yours, Rin. Good work today.
RIN: Thanks.
MAKOTO: Let’s eat then, huh?
NAGISA: We should make a toast with our ice cream. So, guys! Good work today!
ALL: Cheers!

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TRACK 06: After Sports, It’s…
MAKOTO: Haru. I made it for you in this thermos. Here.
HARUKA: Oh, thanks.
NAGISA: What’s that?
REI: A sports drink or something?
MAKOTO: What are you talking about, Rei? After you’ve done sports, you need curry.
REI: Huh?
NAGISA: Aw, I’m so envious! I get parched after some hardcore exercising. I want to drink some, too!
REI: HUH?! What are you guys talking about?! Curry is a meal! If you drink that during practice breaks, there will be dreadful consequences later!
HARUKA: Curry is a drink. [drinking] Ahh. That was good.
REI: ?!?!!! Not you too, Haruka-senpai…
RIN: What are you guys doing? Aren’t you gonna swim?
REI: Ri–Rin-san! Everyone’s acting strangely! They’re all drinking curry or saying they want to drink curry!
RIN: Hey, you have curry! Haru, let me have some after practice is over.
REI: My last line of defense… has crumbled!!!!!
HARUKA: What’s the matter, Rei? You’re being weird.
NAGISA: I know! You want curry too, don’t you!
REI: No, I would never want something so inane!
MAKOTO: …!! “Inane”? But I… I worked so hard on it…
RIN: Rei! You’re horrible!
REI: No, I… It’s not that I dislike what you made, Makoto-senpai, I’m just saying that I dislike it because curry isn’t a drink in the first place…
RIN: [gasps] Do you have any idea what you’re saying?!
REI: Eh?
MAKOTO: My homemade cooking doesn’t even count as a drink…
REI: Eh?! Ehhh?!
HARUKA: Rei! Are you feeling okay?
NAGISA: Rei-chan? Did the heat go to your head?
REI: Ehhhh?!!!! Is it me who’s wrong?! Have I been living with the wrong information all this time?!!!

x x x

REI: …And that was the dream I had.
MAKOTO: R–Rei… [pats REI’s shoulder] If there’s something troubling you, you can talk to me.

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TRACK 07: So In The End
RIN: It’s too hot… Nagisa, has the watermelon cooled yet?
NAGISA: Hmm, not yet.
REI: Rin-san, Haruka-senpai and Makoto-senpai haven’t arrived yet, so wait a little longer.
MAKOTO: Sorry to keep you waiting, everyone.
NAGISA: Haru-chan! Mako-chan!
RIN: You’re late, you two.
HARUKA: Sorry.
MAKOTO: Sorry, sorry.
HARUKA: …! Water!
MAKOTO: Haru, you can’t!
NAGISA: Haru-chan! The watermelon’s just begun to chill, so you can’t go in! You’ll make the watermelon lukewarm!
RIN: Hey, quit it, Haru! Like hell we’re gonna eat watermelon that’s been warmed by your skin.
HARUKA: Just take the watermelon out.
RIN: That bucket is for the watermelon, not for you!
HARUKA: It’s for me.
RIN: It’s for the watermelon!
MAKOTO: Stop it, you two! Don’t fight like school children! …Huh? Why are you two glaring at me like that?
RIN: …It’s Makoto’s fault.
HARUKA: …I agree.
MAKOTO: Why?! Don’t put the blame on me because you guys can’t sort it out yourselves!
NAGISA: Now, now. It’ll chill soon, so let’s enjoy the watermelon together.
RIN: Hey. I’ve been thinking all this time…
HARUKA: What is it, Rin?
RIN: Wouldn’t this go faster if we stuck the watermelon in the fridge?

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TRACK 08: A Promise Of Rainbows
MAKOTO: It’s been so long since the weather’s been this great! Right, Haru?
HARUKA: Yeah.
MAKOTO: The four of us swimming together like this reminds me of our days in the swimming club. Like how Rin tried to make rainbows while we were playing in the pool.
NAGISA: That sure brings me back.
MAKOTO: Rin back then was a lot more open about his emotions.
RIN: Lay off it.
NAGISA: It sure was fun every day. Ah, but I’m enjoying what we have now, too.
MAKOTO: We’re the only ones using this pool right now, so it’s like it’s for our private use.
NAGISA: When you think about it that way, it sounds luxurious.
MAKOTO: If the old Rin were here, he’d probably be running around everywhere playing with Haru.
HARUKA: I do not run around!
RIN: Enough about the old me.
MAKOTO: Sorry, sorry. But I’m really happy about the four of us being at the pool together, like we used to.
NAGISA: Me, too!
HARUKA: ……
RIN: …Haru. If you have something on your mind, just say it.
NAGISA: You guys have such a dark mood around you! We’re here, so let’s swim! We’re at a pool! [jumps in] Haru-chan, Rin-chan! Mako-chan, too! Hurry!
MAKOTO: [laughs] C’mon, Haru, Rin! Let’s go! [jumps in]
RIN: …Geez.
HARUKA: Rin.
RIN: Hm? What?
HARUKA: …Make rainbows again, okay? [jumps in]
RIN: Make them?
NAGISA: Rin-chan, come on in!
RIN: …Heh. Okay. I’ll make rainbows for you.

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TRACK 09: The Flying Mackerel
NAGISA: Mackerel is often served when we’re at Haru-chan’s house, but Haru-chan’s grilled mackerel is in a completely different league!
REI: How so?
NAGISA: How do I put it…
REI: How do you put it…?
NAGISA: It’s Haru-chan flavored!
REI: Haru-chan flavored?
MAKOTO: Hmm… you mean it sort of makes you feel like “mom’s home cooking”?
NAGISA: Yeah, Mako-chan, that’s right! It tastes like mom’s cooking!
HARUKA: I’m not your mother, Nagisa.
NAGISA: I don’t mean that, I mean that you picked up the same taste as my mom’s cooking.
MAKOTO: Oh, the rice is done cooking. How’s it going on your end, Haru?
HARUKA: I’m done grilling.
MAKOTO: Then I’ll start serving the rice.
NAGISA: [stomach growls] I’m hungry…
REI: Nagisa-kun, why don’t you help out a bit too?
NAGISA: I’m in charge of accepting the mackerel.
REI: Is that why you’ve been holding that giant platter all this time?! There are other things you can do!
NAGISA: This is a very important job. My life depends on whether or not I can accept the mackerel.
REI: What?
HARUKA: Nagisa, it’s ready.
NAGISA: Okay, Haru-chan! I have the plate on standby!
HARUKA: Ah!
NAGISA: The mackerel…!
REI: I-It’s flying!
MAKOTO: Eh?!
NAGISA: Uwah, the plate! The plate! [catches] Safe!
REI: That was a close one! The mackerel landed safely on the plate.
HARUKA: Sorry, Nagisa. My chopsticks slipped.
NAGISA: It’s not your fault. The mackerel was just so fresh that it flew.
MAKOTO: [laughs] It’s no wonder, since Haru’s grilled mackerel are in a completely different league!
NAGISA: I’m getting hungrier… Haru-chan, Mako-chan, Rei-chan! Let’s have dinner!
MAKOTO: Okay then. Let’s eat!
ALL: Yeah!

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TRACK 10: The Sweet Good Morning Contest!
NAGISA: Hmm, so this is what’s trendy these days, huh?
HARUKA: What’s trendy?
NAGISA: Haru-chan, Mako-chan, Rin-chan, and Rei-chan!
MAKOTO: Nagisa, what are you reading?
NAGISA: It’s a women’s magazine I found in the clubroom. Club can’t start until the rest of you get here, so I started reading it to pass the time. It’s actually pretty interesting.
MAKOTO: Could it belong to Gou-chan?
RIN: Hm? Oh, yeah, I saw her reading that the other day.
NAGISA: I found this really fun article inside this magazine. [flips] This one! Read this one, guys!
MAKOTO: Let’s see here… “Video Games Aimed At Girls Are Popular Among Women”?
HARUKA: Video games aimed at girls?
REI: Oh, I saw this on TV the other day. It means love simulation games and the like that are targeted to the female audience. So, what about it?
NAGISA: The reason why girls love these sorts of games is because they get to listen to sweet words from a good-looking character, so…
REI: …Nagisa-kun’s eyes are shining…
RIN: I have nothing but bad feelings about this.
NAGISA: If it was up to you guys, what words would you say?
REI: …I knew it…
NAGISA: AND SO! We will now hold a contest on who can say the sweetest good morning greeting!
HARUKA: Too much trouble.
RIN: No fucking way.
NAGISA: YOU TWO! This is a contest with your manly pride on the line! Who among us will speak the sweetest words?!
RIN: …A contest, you say?
NAGISA: Haru-chan, Rin-chan. You’re not telling me that you would do something so indistinct such as losing without even putting up a fight, now, are you?!
RIN: …Tch! Fine! We just have to do it, right, Nagisa? If we’re gonna do it, then I’m gonna win.
HARUKA: Don’t cry even if you lose, Rin.
RIN: I won’t cry. We’ll verse each other to see who’s the sweetest, Haru.
NAGISA: Nothing less from you two!
MAKOTO: …Those two are so easy to manipulate…
REI: …Yes…
NAGISA: Then let’s start with Haru-chan! 3, 2, 1… Go!
HARUKA: It’s morning. Get up.
NAGISA: E–Eh? T–That’s it?
HARUKA: Yeah.
RIN: That’s how you always act.
NAGISA: That wasn’t sweet at all, Haru-chan! You have to at least say that you’re going to feed them breakfast! One more chance! 3, 2, 1… Go!
HARUKA: It’s morning. Get up. Hm? Yeah, I’m grilling mackerel right now… What? …It’s fine, mackerel is the perfect nutritional source. Come on, get up already. Breakfast is getting cold. Or is this because you want me to feed it to you?
NAGISA: …H–Haru-chan is being sweet!
MAKOTO: It is sweet coming from Haru, but… hmm, besides the part where he said he’d feed you, I got the sense that he acted the way he always does.
NAGISA: You’re next then, Mako-chan! 3, 2, 1… Go!
MAKOTO: Ehhh, me?! Uhmm… Good morning! Eh? Are you still sleepy? Come on, you’re gonna be late. Hm? Five more minutes? There you go saying that again. You went right back to sleep after saying that yesterday and the day before that too! Using that sort of voice on me isn’t going to work. I’m not listening today. Come on, hurry up and get changed. Let’s go together.
REI: [gulps] As expected of Makoto-senpai… He sweetly reprimands! A very formidable opponent…
NAGISA: Then I guess I’ll go next. Let’s see… Good morning! Come on, wake up! Hey, no, you’re not allowed to dig back under your covers! The weather is great outside today, don’t spend it away sleeping! Hey, if you’re going to keep being selfish like that, I’m going in and sleeping with you! [giggles] I’m just kidding. Don’t get so flustered. Come on, come out of bed.
HARUKA: You sound so mature when you speak calmly like that, Nagisa.
NAGISA: You make it sound like I’m never calm!
HARUKA: You’re not.
NAGISA: Falsehoods! You’re next, Rei-chan! 3, 2, 1… Go!
REI: Good morning. Hurry up and get out of bed. You appear quite sleepy. I bet you stayed up late again, didn’t you. [sighs] What a hopeless person you are. You’ll keep feeling fatigued if you keep up your lack of sleep. Come, out of bed now. If you get yourself properly ready for the day, I might even give you a reward.
RIN: Get a load of this guy looking down on them…
NAGISA: But I think it would make some girls squeal. You’re last, Rin-chan! 3, 2, 1… Go!
RIN: Hey, get up already. It’s morning. Geez… Why do I have to keep waking you up every morning? Huh? What? Because despite all my complaints, I still do it? Hey, it’s not voluntary! It’s boring when you’re not awake. …Ugh, nothing! Come on, if you don’t hurry up, I’m leaving you behind. —-How was that, Haru?!
HARUKA: That’s how you always act. It wasn’t sweet at all.
RIN: Huh?! I was way sweeter than you! Who was sweeter, me or Haru, Nagisa?
REI: Well, Nagisa-kun? How do you intend to choose?
NAGISA: Oh… yeah, it’s pretty difficult to judge… Hmm… Why don’t we get Gou-chan to judge?
RIN: I’m not speaking like that in front of my sister!

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TRACK 11: Makoto’s Agony
HARUKA: The ocean…
MAKOTO: [grabs HARUKA] Haru!
HARUKA: What?
MAKOTO: If you’re going into the ocean, you need to do warm-up exercises first!
HARUKA: …Okay…
MAKOTO: Today’s training menu involves swimming long distance, so you need to spend plenty of time stretching… Huh? Where are Nagisa and Rei?
HARUKA: Over there.
NAGISA: Rei-chan, take this!
REI: [splutters] Stop splashing water at me! Nagisa-kun!
MAKOTO: Nagisa! Rei! Don’t go into the water without stretching first!
NAGISA: We did stretch!
MAKOTO: You guys shouldn’t even be fooling around! We’re here for practice!
REI: T–This is a misunderstanding! Nagisa-kun pulled me against my will into the ocea– [splutters] Nagisa-kun!!
NAGISA: [laughs] That’s what you get for not seeing it coming, Rei-chan!
REI: Why, you…!
NAGISA: Wah! Rei-chan, don’t be mean! I didn’t splash you with that much water!
REI: Hehe, that’s what you get for not seeing that coming, isn’t it, Nagisa-kun?
NAGISA: Hehe, then it’s a battle, Rei-chan! Take this!
REI: Uwah– Wai– Kickboard Barrier!
MAKOTO: Oh, geez, those two… Haru, say something to them– He’s gone?! Where did he go?
HARUKA: This feels great…
MAKOTO: He’s gone off to swim on his own!
NAGISA: [laughs] Take that! And that! And that!
REI: Cut it out!
MAKOTO: Guys! Could you at least listen to me?!

RIN: What are those guys doing…

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TRACK 12: For A Souvenir…
NAGISA: That was fun! A festival has gotta have cotton candy and masks and squid! As well as a haunted house!
REI: The haunted house gave off a rather homemade feel though…
NAGISA: Mako-chan doesn’t like ghosts, and Haru-chan doesn’t change expression. It’s best to spend going through a haunted house with someone who gets moderately scared at the right moments!
REI: Am I this moderately scared person you’re referring to…?
NAGISA: Reactions are important for haunted houses! Ah, Haru-chan and Mako-chan! Sorry to keep you waiting!
MAKOTO: [weakly] Nagisa, how was the haunted house?
NAGISA: It was fun! Right, Rei-chan?
REI: It was moderately scary.
MAKOTO: [laughs weakly] I’m glad you guys had fun…
NAGISA: Ah, Haru-chan, you bought shaved ice?
HARUKA: Yeah.
NAGISA: I’m so envious! Let me have a bite later!
HARUKA: If I remember.
NAGISA: Ehh, remember it!
RIN: [walks up] You guys sure are noisy.
HARUKA: Rin.
NAGISA: Rin-chan!
MAKOTO: Rin, you’re here too!
RIN: Gou wouldn’t stop asking me to come.
REI: Gou-san is here as well?
RIN: Yeah, she’s over there.
NAGISA: Oh, by the way! I have souvenirs for all of you. The souvenir you’d get from a haunted house is…?
MAKOTO: What would that be?
NAGISA: A person’s soul!
MAKOTO: AHHHHHHH!!!! [hides behind HARUKA]
HARUKA: Makoto, you’re heavy…
MAKOTO: B–But… But… AHHHH!!!
NAGISA: Sorry, sorry.
REI: Honestly, you…
RIN: You guys really are noisy… Well, it’s still a way to pass the time.

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TRACK 13: There’s Always Room For Mackerel
NAGISA: Guys! Let’s buy ice cream at the convenience store on our way back home!
MAKOTO: Hey, good idea!
NAGISA: I swam a lot today, so I’m starving!
RIN: Ice cream’s no good, Nagisa.
NAGISA: Eh?! Rin-chan, do you hate ice cream?!
RIN: No, I don’t hate it, but… That’s not what I meant. I’m saying that ice cream isn’t filling.
NAGISA: That’s okay! Ice cream is tasty! Also, today was hot so it’s like hitting two birds with one stone!
RIN: [sighs] I didn’t really understand that logic but… If you want to go, then go…
NAGISA: Haru-chan, Rei-chan, you’re coming too, right? Mako-chan and Rin-chan say they’re coming!
RIN: I didn’t say I was coming!
NAGISA: Eh, but you said you don’t hate ice cream, Rin-chan!
RIN: That doesn’t mean I’m coming!
MAKOTO: Now, now. Since you’re already here with us, why don’t you come too, Rin?
RIN: …Geez, all right…
MAKOTO: [smiles] Haru and Rei, how about you? Coming with us?
HARUKA: If I snack, I won’t have room to eat dinner. That would be a problem.
REI: Haruka-senpai is so proper. Are you keeping count of your calories or something?
HARUKA: Tonight I’m having mackerel cooked in miso. It’s best to enjoy it all on an empty stomach.
REI: …You really like mackerel, don’t you…
HARUKA: Not that much.
NAGISA: Ehh, come with us, Haru-chan! Oh, speaking of which, the convenience store is selling grilled mackerel burgers for a limited time right now!
HARUKA: I’m going.
REI: It’s not “not that much,” you love mackerel! What about your mackerel in miso dinner?
HARUKA: There’s always room for more.
RIN: You’ve gotta be kidding me.

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TRACK 14: A Commemorative Photo On A Summer Day
NAGISA: Okay! This ought to do it!
REI: Nagisa-kun, the camera looks a bit slanted, don’t you think?
NAGISA: Eh? No, that can’t be!
RIN: It’s too hot out, let’s just take the picture already.
NAGISA: Rin-chan, you’re being so assertive about this!
RIN: No, it’s just because you guys take too long for a single photo… And where did Haru go?
NAGISA: Since we hardly get the chance to take a photo with all five of us together, Haru-chan is doing warm-up exercises somewhere!
RIN: Warm-up what?
MAKOTO: [laughs] In any case, Haru sure is late.
REI: He isn’t swimming in the ocean, you think…?
MAKOTO: He probably could be, but he’ll be back soon.
REI: Should you really be speaking in such a relaxed manner about it?!
NAGISA: Rei-chan, this is a photo shoot, so we should be more relaxed!
REI: Don’t be absurd!! Commemorative photos are known to show mainly weird faces in them! You need to take considerable care preparing your facial expression during rehearsal… Otherwise, it’ll end up looking like you have your eyes half-closed or you’ll look sleepy or people would be unable to tell whether you’re smiling or not, just like the photos of me taken back in elementary school on school trips…
MAKOTO: Oh, here he comes now. Hey, Haru!
NAGISA: Haru-chan, where were you?
HARUKA: I went to change because I thought about swimming…
MAKOTO: [laughs] I knew it.
RIN: Geez, we told you there was no time.
REI: Okay then, everyone. Let’s take the photo!
MAKOTO: Haru, we’re going to swim after we take this photo.
HARUKA: I know.
NAGISA: Let’s go then! Line up, everyone!
[MAKOTO leans on RIN]
RIN: Hey, Makoto. Why have you got your arm around my shoulder?
MAKOTO: I thought I’d try reproducing that pose we made for the swimming club photo. It was you and Haru who made that pose back then though.
RIN: …Geez…
NAGISA: Hey, no fair! Then I’m diving into Haru-chan and Rei-chan!
REI: Nagisa-kun, be careful!
NAGISA: Everyone, look at the camera!
MAKOTO: C’mon, Haru, Rin. Smile!
HARUKA: Yeah.
RIN: Tch… I know…
NAGISA: Let’s go!
ALL: 3, 2, 1!

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TRACK 15: Rei’s Agony
REI: [murmuring in his sleep]
MAKOTO: [laughs] Rei dozed off after eating lunch.
NAGISA: You’re right. It’s easy to get sleepy once your stomach is full.
HARUKA: But we’re about to go into the water now. Wouldn’t that keep anyone from falling asleep?
MAKOTO: I think that’s only relevant to you, Haru…
NAGISA: Yeah.
MAKOTO: Anyway, we should wake Rei up.
NAGISA: Ah, Mako-chan, stop!
MAKOTO: What is it, Nagisa?
NAGISA: Hehehe…
MAKOTO: …Nagisa… what are you planning to do with that marker in your hand?
HARUKA: He’s gonna draw on his face.
NAGISA: Correct, Haru-chan!
MAKOTO: I already knew that, okay?! I already knew that, but… Nagisa, don’t do it!
NAGISA: It’ll be fine. This marker is water-based, so it’ll wipe off when he swims.
MAKOTO: That’s not the issue! Haru, go stop Nagisa, too!
HARUKA: Nagisa, stop.
NAGISA: It’ll be fine, he’ll never find out.
HARUKA: What he said, Makoto.
MAKOTO: Haru!
NAGISA: Then let’s get started… First, I’ll draw whiskers… [giggles] Rei-chan looks so cute! …Hmm, but I feel like there’s something missing… Oh, I know! I’ll draw a butterfly on his forehead… And it’s complete!
REI: Mmm…? [waking up] Nagisa-kun?
NAGISA: Re–Rei-chan, hello!
REI: …What did you just hide behind your back?
NAGISA: N–Nothing! [whistles]
REI: …That’s very suspicious… Show it to me!
NAGISA: Wah! Don’t pull my arm, Rei-chan!
REI: A marker…?! [gasps] …Nagisa-kun, you drew on my face, didn’t you?! …I–I need a mirror! There has to be a mirror somewhere!
NAGISA: I’m sorry, Rei-chan. But don’t worry! This marker is water-ba– Ah.
[pause]
NAGISA: Rei-chan.
REI: What is it…?
NAGISA: Sorry, it’s a permanent marker. Tehe. (ﾉ≧ڡ≦)
REI: Nagisa-kun!!!

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TRACK 16: Halloween Party
NAGISA: Wow, there’s so much food here! The decorations are perfect, too!
MAKOTO: Haru, Rei, and I made them. Haru and Rei are making the remaining dishes of food now.
RIN: Why the hell are we holding a Halloween party when we’re in high school? We’re not kids anymore.
NAGISA: There you go saying stuff like that again. You ought to be more honest about your feelings, Rin-chan! I heard from Gou-chan that you turned down an invite from your club to come here~
MAKOTO: Is that true, Rin?
RIN: Grk… Gou shouldn’t have said that…
NAGISA: There are so many different types of pizza here! I love pizza!
RIN: …Hey, who the hell is responsible for putting mackerel on this pizza?
MAKOTO: Oh, Haru said that’s his special mackerel pizza.
RIN: You gotta stop him, Makoto.
MAKOTO: Ahaha…
NAGISA: But it looks tasty. Let’s see here…
MAKOTO: Hey, Nagisa! Don’t snitch food!
[NAGISA takes a bite of pizza]
HARUKA: We made the rest of the food.
REI: Sorry to keep you waiting, everyo– Ahhhhhh! Why did you start eating ahead of everyone, Nagisa-kun?!
NAGISA: Am naut sn’chin’ food ‘m taste-testin’!
REI: I have absolutely no idea what you just said!
RIN: Haru, quit adding mackerel to every bit of food you get your hands on.
HARUKA: Why?
RIN: Some foods go well together, and some foods don’t! Why the hell did you put mackerel on pizza?!
HARUKA: [shocked] Rin, have you never heard of seafood pizza?
RIN: Huhh?! Where the hell did you learn that shit? You normally either put squid or shrimp on seafood pizza!
HARUKA: Mackerel is seafood too, so it’s not a problem.
REI: In terms of the category it falls under, he has a point…
MAKOTO: It is food from the sea.
RIN: …Whatever!
NAGISA: [eating] Mackerel pizza is wonderful too, Haru-chan! It’s so delicious!
HARUKA: That’s because mackerel is perfect in every way.
RIN: [sighs] Hey, Nagisa. Gimme a slice of that pizza, too.
NAGISA: Here, Rin-chan.
RIN: [chokes] It tastes too fishy!
MAKOTO: Rin, are you okay?
RIN: Bleh! What’s tasty about this?
HARUKA: Rin, don’t spit it out. You’re being rude to the mackerel.
RIN: Youuu…!!!

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TRACK 17: Backward Priorities Punishment Game
RIN: It’s hot…
MAKOTO: Let’s take it easy. It was the right idea to borrow this beach umbrella from Ama-chan-sensei.
NAGISA: Since she’s always using a sun umbrella around the school pool, she found this one for us right away.
MAKOTO: Here, Haru. Ice cream.
HARUKA: Thank you, Makoto.
REI: Nagisa-kun, what plans do we have after this break?
NAGISA: For the time being, we’ll continue playing beach volleyball! [throws beach ball at REI]
REI: [catches] Rin-san and Nagisa-kun made an overwhelming victory in that game we just had. Even though it was three against two, our team that consisted of Haruka-senpai, Makoto-senpai, and I, kept dropping the ball.
RIN: You guys probably took up too much space since you’re all big-bodied…
HARUKA: Did not.
MAKOTO: Do you mean me…?
REI: I’m sorry…
NAGISA: Now, now. It’s okay to be big-bodied, a lot of things grow more convenient that way. How about whichever team that loses in the next game get a punishment game?
REI: A–A punishment game?!
NAGISA: A contest is better with thrills!
REI: I don’t want to!
NAGISA: Ehh, but I’ve already thought of one.
MAKOTO: You’ve already thought of one, huh…
NAGISA: Of course!
MAKOTO: I–I suppose it won’t hurt to at least listen…
NAGISA: Then listen and be amazed! The game is called “You’re Not Allowed To Leave Until You Make Haru-chan Laugh”!
[pause]
RIN: [laughs] You’re joking.
REI: It’s hard to tell exactly who’s being punished for that…
MAKOTO: Yeah…
NAGISA: But it’s boring if we just stuck to a normal punishment game.
HARUKA: I’ll pass.
RIN: Oh? Do I hear you running away, Haru?
HARUKA: …
MAKOTO: Haru, Rin, don’t glare at each other!
RIN: So in other words, by making Haru laugh, I win, right?
NAGISA: Eh?
HARUKA: I won’t laugh.
REI: Is it me or is this turning into a different contest…?
NAGISA: Oh geez, Haru-chan and Rin-chan. How did it turn out into this?!
RIN: All right, Nagisa, let’s go. I’m gonna make him laugh no matter what!
NAGISA: Eh? But then that means we have to lose the volleyball match, Rin-chan!
HARUKA: Makoto, Rei, let’s go. We’re winning the punishment game!
MAKOTO: Are we winning the beach volleyball match, or the punishment game?! Which one is it?!
REI: They’ve got their priorities all backwards…

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TRACK 18: As A Senpai!
NITORI: Matsuoka-senpai! You’re amazing! Your time keeps shortening with each practice session!
RIN: Yeah…
NITORI: Doesn’t that make you happy?
RIN: I can’t be satisfied over something as little as that.
NITORI: …I thought so…
MIKOSHIBA: [loudly whispers] Matsuoka.
RIN: What, Captain?
MIKOSHIBA: You don’t get it, do you!
RIN: What don’t I get?
MIKOSHIBA: As a Senpai, you must always keep a wide outlook of your surroundings!
RIN: …What’s with this all of a sudden?
MIKOSHIBA: In the real world, it’s more than common to be kept on reserve because no matter how much you practice, your time never shortens! There’s always someone who can’t handle the bitter aftertaste!
NITORI: Eh, ah… I’m sorry.
RIN: Hey, Captain…!
MIKOSHIBA: Someone who has the possible chance of standing at the top mustn’t look at everything according to only his standards!
RIN: I got it, all right?
MIKOSHIBA: Do you, really? Then interact more with Nitori and help him out. You’re his Senpai.
NITORI: Eh… um… but I… err… well…
MIKOSHIBA: Matsuoka…
RIN: What…?!
MIKOSHIBA: Don’t worry. I’ll be peeling my eyelids backwards and watching over you until you become a proper Senpai to your juniors!
RIN: Huh?!
NITORI: Um, it’s fine, I…
[MIKOSHIBA eyes RIN]
RIN: [sighs] Nitori…
NITORI: Y–Yes?!
RIN: Go swim. I’ll watch you and advise until your time shortens.
NITORI: Eh? T–Thank you! I’ll do my best!
RIN: Go and get ready. And… when we’re done, let’s go out to eat.
NITORI: Okay!
MIKOSHIBA: Hey, looking good! Hahahahaha!

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TRACK 19: Rei’s Suffering
MAKOTO: [sighs] I swam a lot today, so I’m pooped!
REI: The amount of activity that we do for swimming is a lot, after all. Eating soft serve ice cream is the best way to regain the glucose that’s been burned up. It helps to re-energize the brain from fatigue.
RIN: Hey, Rei. Is that the kind of stuff you think about while choosing ice cream?
NAGISA: See, Rin-chan? I told you Rei-chan was a funny guy, didn’t I?
REI: Hmph! What do you mean “funny”? Don’t be rude, you two. It’s only natural for an athlete to be thinking this way.
NAGISA: Haru-chan, you chose ice cream too?
HARUKA: Yeah. [eating]
RIN: The only way to go on a hot day is ice cream.
REI: Then for what reason do all of you base your food choices on?
NAGISA: Because I want to eat it!
RIN: Because I want to eat it, duh.
MAKOTO: Because I want to eat it, I guess.
HARUKA: …… [chewing]
REI: …You people… Don’t you have any consideration living as athletes?!
NAGISA: Oh, Rei-chan, if you keep getting stuck up on little details like that, you’re gonna grow bald in the future.
REI: ?!?!! …Bald?!

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